Nancy Pelosi. Nuff said.

Ok, I have to do this.  Have not blogged in quite a while but this info came in today and I just HAVE to put it out again. 

500 Million Americans?  That would be ALL 350 million of us plus another 150 million more?  Does she even know what day it is?

Democrats. You gotta Luv em…

 

Here is a fun story I read today.  I would like to know where Texas stands in this..

Opinions?

Somebody needs to just “Say IT”

 

Memo…

Subject:  Dallas Cowboy Football

Reason:  Great Talent, no results

Remedy:  Brace yourselves for this one…  REPLACE TONY ROMO IMMEDIATELY!!

There is a sore spot in the world of pro football these days and it seems to be located near Dallas, TX.  The Dallas Cowboys started the year really well and huge expectations began to grow.  Wait, they can be beaten.  Badly.  Oh no, Tony hurt his pinky finger on his throwing hand.  Out for what, four weeks was it?  A pinky finger?  How much CASH does this guy pull each game?  Here’s a shocker, he pulls wheather he plays or not.  “Don’t hurt the QB” says the coach.  WAH WAH WAH!!!

Lets get down to business Mr Jones.  I mean, if you are going to publicly “BUST” Marion Barber’s hiney to the media for sitting out a game because of a dislocated “Pinky Toe” and a sore calf, then you need to publicly HUMILIATE Tony Romo for his latest “whine” regarding his so called broken pinky finger.  I don’t know about you, but I would think that a dislocated toe would include swelling, pain, and an inability to produce the 100% that Barber obviously gives to each game he runs in.  Barber is a beast when running the ball and is one of the few runners left that will FLAT OUT HIT a defensive player if there is one willing enough to try and tackle him. 

Now back to the “leader” position.  IT IS TIME TO REPLACE THE GOLDEN CHILD!!!  Romo finally had a chance to shine and shine he did against the Stealers this last Sunday.  Two interceptions that were both intended for T.O.  Interesting.  And they are room-mates I hear.  That did not bother T.O. in his comments to the media.  T.O. knows what the problem is. 

Mr. Jones, your team has un-matched talent.  Don’t you think it’s time you find a quarterback that has some as well?  I do not know the terms or durations of the contracts you have with all your talent, but I would think that you might want to add one more talented player in the Quarterback position to keep them happy and interested in staying. 

I hear Michael Vick is looking for a job and a chance to better his life.  It sure would make a great come-back story.    Just a thought…

Saw this today

 

Should I start with this one?

Where’s Old Fart (late night bonus)

 

Here is an easy one

Here’s a new twist. Where is OldFart?

 

 

This should be a tricky one…  Have fun

Where is Old Fart?

 

Here we go again…

I can’t hold my toungue!

 

I sat through most of the CMA Award’s show last Wednesday evening with pain in my ears.  I watched Grand Ole Opry Live on GAC this evening and again, there is a pain.  On tonight’s show, Billy Currington, Randy Houser, Randy Travis, and last but certainly not least, Kevin Costner?  Yes.  You heard me.  Kevin Costner.  Billy Currington certainly sounds 100% better RECORDED.  He sings a song I kinda like called “Good Directions” and it is a fun song to listen to but this man has no business singing live.  Randy Houser is a great songwriter and not too bad singing live.  Randy Travis was like listening to the CD.  But I have to say it one more time, Kevin Costner is well, uh,,,, I really can’t describe it. 

As for the CMA Awards last Wednesday evening, all I can say is “YUCK!!”  Some of the worst vocal performances I have ever heard.  These people are supposed to be pros?  It just makes me wonder what happened to all the “Pure” vocalists.  I don’t really want to hear the CD or iTunes version, but at least SING IT IN TUNE folks.  Even Brad Paisley, who I really like, was not very good.  Oh please give me some excuses, but when you are scheduled to appear on a show of this magnitude, you bring your “A” stuff.  Taylor Swift has no business behind a microphone.  Nor does Kenny Chesney. (Entertainer of the year by the way) The only performers worth listening to when I started watching was George Strait and maybe Dirks Bentley but he was “shakey” at best. 

What happened to “Good” Country Music?  Any ideas…

Message from my wife:  Most people who go to see these folks perform in a live concert have usually been drinking and really don’t care how they sound.  A good point.

Are you Pro Choice

 

I was watching a great program tonight that I really get some good laughs from.  Boston Legal has been on for a few years as a spin off from some other legal show that spun from some other legal show, and so on.  Anyway, Allen, played by James Spader, is struggling with a case regarding a teen’s right to choose to have or not to have an abortion.  Or is that, a abortion?  In walks Denny Crane, played by William Shatner, and also my favorite character.  They talk about pro choice issues and then Denny asks to say something.  I wanted to share it here because I believe it.  Here is the line;

“You, pro-choice people…..  You need Roe vs Wade….  You’re desperate for it.  Not because you’re sure of your opinion but because you’re not.  You need to cling to that ruling as moral validation for a position you’re not entirely comfortable with……  Deep down”

I have not heard words this “Great” in a while.    Maybe just some thoughts for a newly elected President to be, a congress and senate and the greater majority of people who voted them into their positions. 

Anyway, thanks for stopping by and think about how you might feel if it were, say, You!

HT Boston Legal Writers

Where’s Old Fart?

 

Back by popular deman, well, Jbo anyway, we have another fun one.  This should be rather difficult.

Good Luck